83 Views

It appears this blog has no impact whatsoever on the internets.  In spite of my attempt to create a viral video in my last post, the woefully underappreciated "1984 - What Really Happened" has only 83 total views.  I'm not completely sure about this, but I would be willing to wager that there are videos of 7 year old children taking off their socks that have ten times that many views. You've failed me, blogosphere, and for that, you shall be sorry.

Not really, I just wanted to sound kinda dramatic.  But I will say that if that "blogosphere" video gets more views than "1984," I will cry.